Fantasy Premier League, Week 5: The Amazing Mahrez
This is how Sunday went; I woke up watched a really boring Spurs - Sunderland match, went for a run, took a shower, turned on Leicester City - Villa. The Lions surprise the crap out of me, go up 2-0,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 6: What A Waste Of Money!!!
What a waste of money this Anthony Martial guy is huh? Pfffftt £36 million for what, a 19 year old striker from Ligue 1 with 11 goals in 52 senior appearances. What an awful buy! All joking aside it's...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Matchweek 8: Kun Shows Up, Rodgers Goes
Well we all knew that was coming, and we should have known it was this week too. Hmmmm am I talking about Kun's Kaboom or Brendan Rodgers sacking? Could be either right? Well Liverpool's newly vacant...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 16 – Keepers and Defense
Every week, we rank positions for you as a gift. So yes, you're welcome. One day, when the earth stops revolving around yourself and you stop taking selfies of you and your pet, you can repay me in...
View ArticleFantasy Premiere League: Week 17 – Keepers and Defense
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend! Step inside, step inside. Well, it ends in 22 weeks, but that is a whole lifetime away it seems, especially with...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League: Week 17 – Midfielders and Forwards
I personally think that Beck was a liar, and this is where it's at. The goods. The realm of being for any fantasy footie team. The differentials aren't what they should be here, because we all are...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 18 – Keepers and Defense
Back-enders on a holy week. On a short kinda-double holy week to boot. As always, it's all about the cleans. No matter what else happens, that is what augments the scoring for you. So a brief but...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League 2017/18: And So It Begins…
With the launch of the official site (finally), we can now venture out into a brand new season of torture and mind-numbingly awesome fantasy footie. I am excited. It's like Christmas in July, because...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday: Close the Window… It’s getting Drafty
I was going to write the day of the transfer window, but beer and holiday weekend gets in the way of productivity. So if you have been waiting with baited breathe for the transfer Tuesday news then,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 27
In a week built to attack the lower level squads, I am advising everyone to treat this as a one off week. Pick guys that help you now. Whether that be defensive matchups in your favor like Stoke or...
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